Im an Idiot

I have come to the conclusion that I am an idiot or as close as possible without actually becoming one. So there I was sitting in my jeep about to leave the wreck center, well i cant say about to leave because it was still undecided. I went out to my jeep to check the time because i left my watch on my sink this morning and ghavent yet made it back to pick it up yet. Anyways I realized that it was already like 4 in the afternoon so i decided that it would be a good time to go and grab some chow. I closed the door to my jeep and I put it in reverse. And began to roll backwards and i stopped. i hit the gas but with to no avail i remained sitting in that spot. I hit the gas a few more time and still my jeep did not budge. it was at that point that i realized that I had not yet started my jeep I had just turned the accersories on when I was checking the time. So I cranked the jeep and upon hearing the engine roar to life I backed out of my parking spot and drove away before anyone was able to take notice on the fact of my stupid mistake. So yeah Im an idiot.