Block Leave

So Im going home tomorrow and i cant wait im really excited just a few more things todo and ill be there. And I get to find out what my christmas present is from ciera. I have an idea but i dont want to ask her because if im right itll ruin it. I also cant wait to give her her christmas present. Its amazing and awesome and old fashion its gonna be great. I let mayfield borrow my jeep so that he can go to PA. It a slightly more comfortable ride than his jeep. It wasnt a bad deal hes having it fully detailed and payed me a hundred bucks. but thats all for now ill gotta get back to doin important stuff and what not.

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I cant really think what to write about, life has been uneventful. I have been playing a lot of pool here lately so that I will be practiced up so that MAyfield wont beat me again. MAyfield is one of my corporals that I compete against in everything. Hes like me and my brother with the never ending competitions. Other than that not much has happened Ive just been chilling awaiting to leave for Mojavie Viper. It's not something that Im looking forward to but I have to do it. I signed the dotted line. For future reference Im gonna read the fine print thats listed on contracts and the bold print for that matter. All of the paper work that I signed to join the Marines I never read I just sort of took the recruiters word for it and signed the paper. But I dont regret joining the Marines. I still think that it one of the best things that I have ever done with my life. Im really tired right now, because Ive been up since 330 because we had a boots and uits moto run this morning for the marine corps bday. Its was a total of a lil more than 5 miles. Its wasnt to bad but I would have been a lot easier if i had been Pting as of late. Ive really slacked off. We dont really pt as a unit and I know that I should do it on my own but I dont. The only other thing thats going on right now is that I have to come up with away to pay for my ticket. I really bad with money as it is and Ive had to spend so much extra money this pay period to get stuff done that Im broke basically. I had the money for the ticket but like the idiot that I am I spent it. So now I have to figure out away to come up with 120 dollars or im screwed. But Ill figure it out I always do. I just dont want to have to ask uncle chuck and aunt lena. They have done so much for me in the past and I dont want to have to keep asking for them to help me. Ive actually been avoiding talking to them so that I could figure something out that doesnt involv asking them. Well that cover everything at the moment. this is a long blog post for me not being able to think of anything to say. Imagine if I could have thought of something to say.

A Long Month

Well from the looks of it i have a long month ahead of me. I found out today that Im leaving for mojavie viper training in a few days, saturday to be exact. At like 12 in the morning and then we are leaving for the airport at like 9 and then its a five hour flight to cali. Im really not looking forward to it at all.

Been Awhile

Alrighty so I have a major headache right now and it's been like this for a really long time. What was supposed to be a night of casual drinking turned into a pint of capt and a case of beer. As it turns out im not that great at beer pong. So anyway i ended up blacking out and i woke up in my bed this morning disoriented and in clothes that i dont remember putting on. Its a really long story of how everything played out and i dont really feel like taking the time type it out right now.
The field op last week wasnt as bad as I thought is was gonna be, but im glad that im back in garrison now. Its nice to be able to not be sleeping in a hole and being able to change clothes and take my boots off and shower. i felt so gross when i got out of the field yesterday i took like an hour long shower. well i reckon thats enough for right now ill post again later

Murder

So the title may be a lil misleading. I havent killed anybody yet but pretty close to it. I let my roomate borrow my jeep yesterday for what he said was gonna be a few minutes and turned into three hours. I dont think that I have been that pissed off in a really long time. So, to make up for it I broke into his secratery and watched a movie on his xbox and his 52 inch plasma screen tv. When I finally showed back up I yelled at him for a good twenty or thirty mins hoping that he would give me a good reason to hit him but the pansy never did.

Sneaky Sneaky Sneaky

This story should have been posted before the previous story. Last night the rec center closed early due to the 72 for columbus day, meaning at 7 I was left with nothing to do. So, I went back to my room and messed around trying to find something todo. Finally I broke out my trusty stethoscope( that thing that doctors use to listen to your heart and lungs and stuff) And from there I cracked my roomates combo lock on his Secretary so that I could play his xbox. I ended up watching a couple of movies and playing a few games before hittingthe rack kinda early last night. Well so this weekend has been just full of me breaking into things.

Lawful grand theft Auto

Okay maybe the title suggests something else but hers what happened. This morning i was sitting in the duty hut talking to one of my corprals when one of the guys that lives in the barracks comes by and say that they need my corprals mexican skills so they can break into their car because they left it running and the door are locked. if your not following that means that keys are locked inside the car. My corpral tried and failled several times. So being the awesome person that I am I said the I could do it. Using a screw driver a stick of wood and a piece of my jack for the jeep I pryed the door away from the car and rolled down the window. So have do fear cause I am that awesome.

Reference Point 2

The last refernce point that I had added into this blog was a military dictionary that allowed you to look up words that I used that was military jargin that you prolly wouldnt understand. But as I was writing my last post I thought about it and I use a lot of big words and youare always asking me what they mean. Which got me thinking and I realized without me here to define the big word that I use for you what am i to do so here is your second reference point. Its an online dictionary and thseraus that I use. I hope that it helps.

http://www.yourdictionary.com/

Im an Idiot

I have come to the conclusion that I am an idiot or as close as possible without actually becoming one. So there I was sitting in my jeep about to leave the wreck center, well i cant say about to leave because it was still undecided. I went out to my jeep to check the time because i left my watch on my sink this morning and ghavent yet made it back to pick it up yet. Anyways I realized that it was already like 4 in the afternoon so i decided that it would be a good time to go and grab some chow. I closed the door to my jeep and I put it in reverse. And began to roll backwards and i stopped. i hit the gas but with to no avail i remained sitting in that spot. I hit the gas a few more time and still my jeep did not budge. it was at that point that i realized that I had not yet started my jeep I had just turned the accersories on when I was checking the time. So I cranked the jeep and upon hearing the engine roar to life I backed out of my parking spot and drove away before anyone was able to take notice on the fact of my stupid mistake. So yeah Im an idiot.

Morning Events

So i fell asleep yester day at like 43o or 5 Im not sure which but what was supposed to be just a short lil nap turned in to full blown sleep. I woke up at like 1230 this morning and realized how tired I was so I rolled over and woke up ever hour after that and just kept rolling back over until 730 rolled around. I could bring myself to just lay in bed all day long and do nothing so I got ot of bad and just sit there for a min and realized i didnt have anything todo so I shaved my arms and then my chest and then............ other places:) Following this i took a shower pulled on some gym shorts and stood around outside for a bit and enjoyed the weather it was really nice. of course it would be nice weather the day after I get off the range. So I walked back inside and straightened up my room since my roomates are gone for the weekend. Following that I got ready and stepped out into the real world. I drove over to the rc center to find out that it doesnt open until 11 and since the chow hall didnt open until 10 I headed back to the barracks. I met up with one of my corprals that was on duty and spent about an hour and a half bullshitting and complaining about the Marine Corps. When 10 came around I head to the chow hall and had a delicious breakfast. And came back to the rec center were I find myself now blogging about my morning. I dont really know what Im going to do today im completely broke so theres not much that i can do. But if I just sit around all day then Ill most likely go insane and beside that makes me feel lazy. i might write a book today or at least start one and see ho it goes from there. Anyway Im gonna try and find something productive today so ill blog a little more later. Deuces for now

72 diaster

So a 72 means that I have 72 hours of liberty or 3 days off. You may have know that this was a weekend that i was supposed to come home but i couldnt because mt insurance company screwed me over. Like I told you the insurance company is supposed to take out my payment on the 1st and the 15th but for some reason they didnt they take it out 9 days late and take the money that I was gonna use to drive home on. So Im stuck here at Camp Lejeune far away from you and sad and extremely pissed off. Though on a side not I did see this bumper sticker that was on this sergeants car that said "Cation: I drive like a Cullen" Which in my opinion was extremely gay. And someone should take his man card for actually putting it on his car. Anyway back to my point I wish that I could have came home to see you because you are my world and I miss you. When your not around its like Im walking in the dark and i keep hitting my shin on the same coffee table. i love you

Reference Point 1

Throughout this blog i am gonna place refrence points to sights were you can find stuff that will enable you to figure out what I am talking about on this blog. This is your first reference point that will help you with all of the military jargin that I tend to use around you and it'll prolly get worse when I get back from afghanistan. So here the web site

http://4mermarine.com/USMC/dictionary.html

I hope that this makes things easier for ya

Afternoon Police Call

Police Call: A military term for walking in a line across an open area i.e. parking lots, fields and picking up all trash that is in the designated area. Preformed as a general clean up and as a punishment. The task is carried out by E-3 and below and over saw by NCO's.

Now that you know what a police call is I can tell you about my day, After finishing up at the range at a remarkably early time we loaded up out weapons in the humvee and headed to the armory. We arrived at the armory and turned our weapons in. Thats when the fit hit the shan! We started two formations at that point one with people that had showed up on time this morning and one withe people that didnt show up on time. But there is always that 10% that have to screw everybody else over. So because there was 2 people that would own up to being late we all got to police call the parking lot and armory compound. needlest to say that it sucked. But thats the nature of the beast that the marine corps is and thats not even the worst of the day but we will get to that in a later post.

First Task

So this is the first task that I have set up for you and you have to do and dont worry its an easy one here is a list of my favorite songs and you have to download them all and listen to them. This is so that when I get back I can take control of your ipod and play some good music in the car while were driving from place to place. This is also to broaden your love of musical genres:) there is gonna be a few more tasks like this but they involve movies and literature.

1) Winter- by Sister Hazel
2)Let Her Cry- by Hootie and the Blowfish
3)Wanted- Bon Jovi
4)Hey Yall- Chris Cagel
5)Slow Cheetah- Red Hot Chili Peppers
6)Californication- RHCP
7)Scotch and Chocolate- Nickel Creek
8)Du Hast- Rammstien
9)Mississippi Squrril Revial- Ray Stevens
10)Holy Diver- Dio
11)Tribute- Tenacious D
12)Gravedigger- Dave Matthews Band
13)One Week- Barenaked Ladies
14)Folsom Prison Blues- Johnny Cash
15)Cocaine Blues- Johnny Cash
16)Folsom Prison Blues- Everlast
17)Firecracker- Josh Turner
18)I Can Sleep When I'm Dead- Jason Micheal Carroll
19)All Summer Long- Kid Rock
20)Werewolves of London- Warren Zevon
21)Handlebars- Flobots
22)Bartender- Rehab
23)Funky Cold Medina- Tone Loc
24)What I Got- Sublime
25)Santana- Sublime
26)Goodbye Says it All- Blackhawk
27)The Fireman- George Striaght
28)On My Watch Tonight- Mike Corrado
29)Let the Bodies Hit the Floor- Drowning Pool
30)10,000 Fists in the Air- Disturbed
31)War Pigs- Black Sabbath
32)Crazy Train- Ozzy Osbourne
33)Numa Numa- Numa Numa
34)Third Rate Romance- Sammy Kershaw
35)Shameless- Garth Brooks

Alright so there you go 35 songs that you have to download and have to listen to. And Ill most likely give you another list later on for you to go with these. And dont worry the tasks will get a little more challenging as we go along. And just remember I love you.

Retro-spect

They say that Hind sight is 20/20, and your probably asking yourself what that means. BAsically you can see your mistakes better after they happen then when they happen. I like to refer to it as retro-spect (I didnt come up with it i just use it a lot). And by that i mean looking back at something and relizing where I went wrong. Like the time I got stuck in the washing machine, the time I caught myself on fire, or the time i shot myself in the eye with they paintball gun. In retro spect i see were i went wrong in ever situation. If i was to big to fit in the dryer i was most likely to big to fit in the washer, Gasoline is highly flamable and any idea that came out of Jamie Greene's mouth was a bad idea, and I shood have prolly took the CO2 cylinder off of the paintball gun before I looked down the barrel. Now that I have gotten that explained I can begin to explain the actual reason for this post.
Alright so heres the deal for the next couple of months Im gonna post stuff on here about my day and life in the Marines and also include weekend events and stories from my past and other various post containing tasks for you to do and other stuff. This is for you while I am in country in Afghanistan. So that you can remember that I love you even when I cant talk to you. And I really hope that you havent seen the movie P.S. I Love You because I am totally stealing this idea from that movie kinda. The main difference is A) Im not dead and B) I dont want you to move on while Im gone. I just dont what use to grow apart but for us to come closer. So you have to do every task that is listed in here with out question and I'll know if your doing them or not. Well actually I wont but its just better if you do it okay. Well I love ya, Oh and Your first task is coming up after this so get ready.

1900 Trash Call

So heres the deal I was standing outside the barracks because at the moment I am unable to get into my room. As I was talking to one of my Corprals the DNCO comes out and tells me that at 1900 I had to take out the trash, thats in the trash can that sits outside of the barracks. I obviously said good to go and that I would make it happen. I could blow it off seeing as how I am no longer with Bulk Fuel Co and that technically falls under there area to clean on field day, but that would look bad on me and the Corpral that I was talking to. I'm still really bored and I decided to come back to the barracks to chill for a bit until its a likely time that I can enter my room. By that I mean I have to wait around for my roomates to come home. That could be awhile since the new staff sergeant is kind of a dick and likes to play games. You see hes straight off the drill field coming to us from good ole pleasure island (A lot of people get confused when I say that but that is my name for paris island. For some reason people dont find the humor in it) As a matter of fact he was my series guns at boot camp and I was his last platoon before he left. Well thats enough for now because there is going to be another post directly following this one and its an important one, so stay tuned.

numero Dous

pretty sure i spelled the title to this wrong but hey geniuses cant spell. So, I dont really have anything to talk about Im sitting in the rec center bored because I cant get into my room. I still havent gotten a key yet because the guy that lived in it before me hasnt given it to me yet. But no worries because I dont really need one, well i do but me being the optimist thatr I am Im just gonna ignore the problem and hope that it fixes itself. I do that with most things which cant really be that healthly, I actually think that it causes tumors. Though Im the reflection of perfection so its not like it could actually hurt me.
I never did go get chow I might go grab a slice of pizza from michaelanglos here in a sec, there pizza is the best in the world, or at least close to it. I think that I am actually running out of things to say so Ill close it of for now. this is me signing of. Okay that was kinda gay remind me to never do that again

First of Many

Alright so this is the new thing that I'm going to try. I think that it will help with that showing emtion thing so we will see. Idk if it will work but if anything it gives me a place to vent off some steam or just complain. If i complain to to many people then i cant tell them that they complain to much. And oh how I love to complain. Well this seems long enough for a first post I reckon that ill go grab so chow now.